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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

WHITE AMERICA THANKS BLACK AMERICA!




An open letter to Black America
By
An anonymous writer


THANK YOU BLACK AMERICA!


BYWORD 
"A NATION CALLED OUT OF THEIR NAME"

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Dear Black Americans:
After all of these years and all that we have been through together, we think it’s appropriate for us to show our gratitude for all you have done for us.  We have chastised you, criticized you, punished you, and in some cases even apologized to you, but we have never formally nor publicly thanked you for your never-ending allegiance and support to our cause.  This is our open letter of thanks to a unique people, a forgiving people, a steadfast people, and a brave people Black Americans.

THANK YOU BLACK AMERICA!


We will always be in debt to you for you labor.  You built this country and were responsible for the great wealth we still enjoy today. Upon your backs, laden with the stripes we sometimes had to apply for disciplinary reasons, you carried our nation.  We thank you for that.  We thank you for your diligence and tenacity.  Even when we refused to allow you to even walk in our shadows you followed close behind believing that someday we would come to accept you and treat you like men and women. You strength in the face of adversity cannot be understated.  You are truly a great people, and we thank you so much.



We publicly acknowledge Black people for raising our children, attending to our sick, and preparing our meals while we were occupied with the trappings of the good life.  Even during the times when we found pleasure in your women and enjoyment in seeing one of your lynched, maimed, and burned, some of you continued to watch over us and our belongings.  We simply cannot thank you enough. You bravery on the battlefield, despite be classified as three-fifths of a man, was an still is outstanding and beyond the call of duty.
 
THANK YOU BLACK AMERICA!



We often watched in awe as you went about your prescribed chores and assignments, sometimes laboring in the hot sun for 12 hours, to assist us in realizing our dreams of wealth and good fortune.  You were always there, and we thank you.  Now that we control at least 90 percent of all of the resources and wealth of this nation, we have Black people to thank the most.  You were there when it all began, and you are still with us today, protecting us from those Black people who have the temerity to speak out against our past transgressions.  How can we thank you for your dedication?  You warned us about Denmark Vessey.  You let us know about Gabriel Prosser’s plan; you called our attention to Nat Turner.  And you even sounded the alarm when old John Brown came calling on Harper’s Ferry. Some of you still warn us today Thank you, thank you, thank you!

THANK YOU BLACK AMERICA!
            
    THANK YOU BLACK AMERICA FOR OUR WEALTH
AND
THE GOOD LIFE!







Now, as we look out upon our enormous wealth, and as we asses our tremendous control of the resources of this country, we can only think of the sacrifices you and your families made to make all of this possible.  You are indeed fantastic, and we will forever be in your debt.  To think of how you have looked out for us for hundreds of years and to see you still doing the same thing today is simply amazing.  Thank you for continuing to bring 95 percent of what you earn to our businesses.  That is so gracious of you.  Thanks for buying our Hilfigers, Karans, Nikes, and all of the other brands you so adore.  Your purchase of these products really makes us feel that we are at least giving something back to you for your patronage.  After all in the past the brands we put on you were quite painful, but those of today can be proudly worn because they give you a sense of self-esteem, right? But it’s the least we can do for a people who  have treated us so well.





Your superrich athletes, entertainers, intellectuals, and businessperson (both legal and illegal) exchange most of their money for our cars, jewelry, homes, and clothing.  What a windfall they have provided for us!  The less fortunate among you spend all they have at our neighborhood stores enabling us to open even more stores.  Sure, they complain about us, but they never do anything to hurt us economically.  You are a very special people.  Thank you. Oh yes, allow us to thank you for not bogging yourselves down with the business of doing business with your own people.   We can take care of that for you.  Please don’t’ trouble yourselves with it.  Yew, you were very successful at it after slavery ended and even as recently as 1960, but you know what happen when you began to build your own communities and do business with one another. 


Some of the “lower ones” of our kind burned you out – time and time again.  So, why bother?  In today’s business environment your own people will not support you anyway.  You just keep doing business with us.  It’s safer that way.  Besides, everything you need, we make anyway, even Knite cloth.  You just continue to dance, sing, fight, get high, go to prison, backbite, envy and distrust and hate one another.  Have yourselves a good time, and this time we’ll take care of you.  It’s the least we can do, considering all you’ve done for us.  Heck, you deserve it, Black people.










 THANK YOU BLACK AMERICA!


Black people you are soemthing else! Your dependence upon us to do the right thing is beyond our imagination, irresppective of what we do to you and the many promisies we have made and broken.  But, this time we will make it right we promise.  Trust us.  Tell you what, You don’t need your own hotels.  You can continue to stay in ours. You have no need for supermarkets when you can shop at ours 24 hours a day.  Why should you even think about owining more banks?  You have plenty now.  And don’t waste your enegries trying to break into manufacturing.  You’ve workd hard enough in our fields.  Relax, have a prty.  We’ll sell you everthing you need.  And when you die, we’ll even bury you at a discount. Now how’s that for gratitude?



Finally, the best part.  You went behond the plae and turned your children over to us for their education.  With what we have taught them.  It’s likely they will continue in a mode similar to the one you have followed for the past 45 years.  When Mr. Lynch walked the banks of the James River in 1712 and said he would make us a slave for 300 years, little did we realize the truth in this prediction.  Just 13 more years and his promise will come to fruition.  But with two generations of your children having gone through our education systems, we can look forward to at least another 50 years of presperty Wow! Things cound not be better – and it’s all because of you. For all you have done, we thankkk you from the bottom of our hearts, Black Americans.
You’re the best friends any group of people could ever have!

THANKKK YOU BLACK AMERICA!


(KJV BIBLE)
So that thou shalt be MAD for the sight of thine eyes which thou shalt see

MAD
Mentally ill
Insane
Extremely foolish
Crazy
Lunatic
Demented
Rabid